Manchester City are very proud of their brand new state-of-the-art facilities.
The Citizens no longer have a bog standard changing room that smells of sweat with isolated sections for groups to chat behind Pep Guardiola’s back.
Instead they have this massive and bright open space – like the ring underneath a spaceship ready to land – where everyone can see everyone get changed.
Not only that but they’ve replaced their traditional tunnel to the pitch with something altogether more modern – a glass tunnel that enables fans (ones with VERY deep pockets) to ogle at the Citizens players as they head onto the Etihad pitch while tucking into some Beluga Caviar.
Well, these players are multi-millionaires and should be treated as such.
To top it all off Manchester City have named this new state-of-the-art feature ‘Tunnel Club’, which, in hindsight, was never going to go down well with anyone, was it?
Sure, when Sky Sports’ Monday Night Football showcased ‘Tunnel Club’ for the very first time there were a handful of people who thought it was a nice idea.
And we mean, a handful.
But, and it’s a big BUT, there were more than a few more who thought it was the most disgraceful thing since unsliced bread.